"... and whichever current generation of counter-culture calls itself is relevant because?"
As I heard footsteps coming closer to the living room, I acted like I was sleeping. I felt a tap on my shoulder, It was my father saying I shouldn't be jerking off in the living room, what would have happen if my mom found me naked with cum on my chest.
As I pushed the recliner down, I reached for my shorts, and slid them up. I stood up walking into the kitchen for a glass of water before I went to bed. I got my glass and my dad poured the water into our glasses. He was making jokes about the situation he walked in on...the end of the story look at the video above ↑ ↑ ↑